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		<title>15 Things You Don&#8217;t Know About Men</title>
		<link>http://vondarrien.wordpress.com/2009/07/27/15-things-you-dont-know-about-men/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 27 Jul 2009 16:56:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[When we take you to dinner and you nag, bitch, and complain to the waiter all night—we envision you doing the same to us five years from now when we’re trying to watch the game. <img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=vondarrien.wordpress.com&blog=2816214&post=603&subd=vondarrien&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>What happens at the gentleman&#8217;s club—STAYS there</title>
		<link>http://vondarrien.wordpress.com/2009/07/15/what-happens-at-the-gentlemens-club%e2%80%94stays-there/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 15 Jul 2009 02:50:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>vondarrien</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[My crazy life]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[adult entertainment]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bachelor party]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[best man]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[champagne room]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[exotic dancer]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[I informed her a lap dance would suffice. She removed her top and thrusted her ass into my crotch. She wanted me to upgrade the dance, but I declined. Soon it was over and I returned to the group.<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=vondarrien.wordpress.com&blog=2816214&post=587&subd=vondarrien&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>The Maxwell Experience</title>
		<link>http://vondarrien.wordpress.com/2009/06/29/the-maxwell-experience/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 29 Jun 2009 19:00:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>vondarrien</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[My crazy life]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[My relationships]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Random observations]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[autograph]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[blacksummers'night]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[dl brotha]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[gay]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[heartthrob]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[heterosexual]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[homosexual]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[maxwell]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[panties]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[poster]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[sex symbol]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://vondarrien.wordpress.com/?p=560</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[In this era of the rampant DL brotha phenomenon, she could only come to an unspeakable conclusion: Maxwell is gay.<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=vondarrien.wordpress.com&blog=2816214&post=560&subd=vondarrien&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Tales from the Green Line: These fools done lost their damn minds</title>
		<link>http://vondarrien.wordpress.com/2009/06/23/tales-from-the-green-line-these-fools-done-lost-their-damn-minds/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 23 Jun 2009 02:55:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>vondarrien</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[My crazy life]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[chicago]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[dancing with the stars]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[el train]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[get money]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[green line]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[ignorance]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[inappropriate behavior]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[ipod]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[li'l kim]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://vondarrien.wordpress.com/?p=534</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[After a few minutes of hearing the most ignorant rap lyrics ever known to man, a white professional gentleman had finally had enough.

He decided to do what all of us had wanted to do.
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		<title>Losing my virginity: a retrospective</title>
		<link>http://vondarrien.wordpress.com/2009/06/01/losing-my-virginity-a-retrospective/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Jun 2009 00:03:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>vondarrien</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[My crazy life]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Painful childhood memories]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Random observations]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://vondarrien.wordpress.com/?p=517</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I just had one minor problem: I DIDN’T KNOW WHAT THE HELL I WAS DOING!<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=vondarrien.wordpress.com&blog=2816214&post=517&subd=vondarrien&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Can&#8217;t win for losing (my latest dating FAIL)</title>
		<link>http://vondarrien.wordpress.com/2009/04/30/cant-win-for-losing-my-latest-dating-fail/</link>
		<comments>http://vondarrien.wordpress.com/2009/04/30/cant-win-for-losing-my-latest-dating-fail/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 30 Apr 2009 02:40:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>vondarrien</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Women]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[date]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[dating]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[dinner]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[fail]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[losing]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[loss]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[online dating]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[I began to look for signs that she really was interested. Being an eternal pessimist—I never just assume that a woman will want to see me again. However, she dropped a few subtle hints (“we should work out together one day…”) that put my anxiety to rest. <img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=vondarrien.wordpress.com&blog=2816214&post=504&subd=vondarrien&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>An awkward encounter at work</title>
		<link>http://vondarrien.wordpress.com/2009/04/19/an-awkward-encounter-at-work/</link>
		<comments>http://vondarrien.wordpress.com/2009/04/19/an-awkward-encounter-at-work/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 19 Apr 2009 22:06:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>vondarrien</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[awkward]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://vondarrien.wordpress.com/?p=495</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Then again, did I really think it wouldn’t be awkward between us—after insinuating that I’d ejaculate in her face a few days earlier?<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=vondarrien.wordpress.com&blog=2816214&post=495&subd=vondarrien&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Who knew women were so sensitive about underwear?</title>
		<link>http://vondarrien.wordpress.com/2009/04/02/who-knew-women-were-so-sensitive-about-underwear/</link>
		<comments>http://vondarrien.wordpress.com/2009/04/02/who-knew-women-were-so-sensitive-about-underwear/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Apr 2009 02:54:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>vondarrien</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[fredrick's of hollywood]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Plus, when dealing with a very attractive young lady (like the aforementioned one)—one who’s likely bombarded with compliments by every lame she passes on the street—it’s important to occasionally give her a nice ribbing. Just to keep her ass grounded. <img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=vondarrien.wordpress.com&blog=2816214&post=489&subd=vondarrien&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>The Rodman Dating Theory</title>
		<link>http://vondarrien.wordpress.com/2009/03/25/the-rodman-dating-theory/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Mar 2009 03:02:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>vondarrien</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Flaky chick files]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[bad]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[dating]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[dennis rodman]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[george bush]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[However, he could get away with mostly anything because he was just that talented. A lesser player would’ve been cut for the stuff he did. Whereas Rodman, because he was so such a great player, his teams tolerated his ill behavior.
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		<title>Too good to be true</title>
		<link>http://vondarrien.wordpress.com/2009/03/17/too-good-to-be-true/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Mar 2009 03:19:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>vondarrien</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Flaky chick files]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[My crazy life]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Women]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[dating]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[dvds]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[first date]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[flaky chick]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[movie night]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[movies]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[relationships]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[wine and dine]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I left the party wondering if that really just happened. Did an attractive woman had really just asked me on a “movie night” date?<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=vondarrien.wordpress.com&blog=2816214&post=456&subd=vondarrien&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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